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If you have your cash embedded in the Sanctuary of MMM then keep calm cause your cash is surely coming back, this is the lastest news coming from there main site;

We all are part of the MMM worldwide Community. When someone needs financial help, her or she can ask for it and other participants will help him/her. At the same time, being a MMM member implies not only opportunities, but also a responsibility for the state and development of the MMM Community. MMM is our home, and we are responsible to build and refine it..
A lot of participants genuinely want to promote MMM, spread its ideology amongst people, though not always knowing what exactly has to be done. Therefore we have created a new PromoTasks section in the PO, which is added with various tasks: online and offline, easy and complicated, individual and team-oriented. A member who will perform these tasks will be benefited, because the tasks will allow him to attract new referrals, build his structure (and get bonuses for that), and it will be useful the whole Community, because more people will learn about MMM and its ideology.
In a special section of the MMM Personal Office, each member will find a variety of online and offline tasks. Tasks come with a detailed guide which is understandable even for inexperienced PC users. You can select on your own which tasks you will be doing today – you are free to choose any task and perform as many tasks as you want.
Not everything may go the way it is supposed to when it is done for the first time. Give it a try and do the tasks regularly! There can be different mistakes, but fulfilling tasks you will learn to use social media, forums, messengers, and other online resources for recruiting people to MMM and for creation of positive awareness about our Community.
For example, task may guide a member to join a Facebook group and write a comment. to create some tweets on Twitter, like a YouTube video, share news on Google Plus, and make your web site. There are also offline tasks: conducting home sharings, cafe meetings, organizing MavroPicnics, MavroParties or MavroGames.
Doing the tasks you contribute to the Community’s progress. Thanks to you and other members doing the tasks, MMM gains more popularity in social media and gets more registrations and PHs.
MMM needs you and depends on your activity! Please accomplish as many tasks as you can and encourage others to do them regularly as well. It is obvious that the activity of MMM Nigeria members is growing. MMM is very proud of its members who are becoming kinder and more responsible.
By our efforts, MMM Nigeria will overcome!
Together We Change the World!

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10 Unbelievably Dead Punchlines By Nigerian Rappers

Since Nigerian music enterred into its own, one argument which has endured over time is whether or not great lyrics are necessary for a hit song.
In the strictest sense, music harrdly requires rich lyrics for you to feel it or for it to be considered good. Additionally, because music serves diverse needs, it will hardly be a one-track approach anyway.

Narrowing the argument down to Hip Hop and Rap makes this a lot easier. Nigerian hip hop has come some way from the era of Eedris Abdulkareem, Ruggedman, Mode Nine, Two Shotz, Big Lo and their ilk.
Mode Nine is credited with introducing lyricism and wordplay into Nigerian music. “Elbow Room”, Pentium IX, E Pluribus Unum were some of his greatest works and I daresay very few Nigerian rappers will ever reach that level.
M.I was the next step in the evolution of ‘punchline rappers’ and his first album, “Talk About It” inspired a whole new generation of Nigerian rappers; Naeto C, Dagrin and Vector only sneaks into this one. Somewhere along the evolution, Nigerian rappers discovered that the feel good musicians were raking all the money and ‘commercial songs’ were in demand.
“Mo fe make owo sharp sharp, mo n se fu n wo ni commercial” – Terry G, AY Dotcom
This song heralded the death of lyricism in Nigerian musiç as witty punchlines were replaced by watery ones. Lord help you if you try to point this out, you will likely be branded a hater who’s just hating on their success. Like M.I said in his song, ‘Chairman,’ “have you eaten today? Then why are you hating?”
I suspect we’ve all known this for a while but Ladies and gentlemen, Nigerian hip hop is the new Fuji.
If your favourite rapper ,akes this list, please don’t be mad at me. I’m not saying they’re wack, I’m just saying that particular line is. And if you feel these aren’t wack, *shrug*
10. “Life is not fair, I’m thinking of how to bleach” – ICEPRINCE, NIGERIAN BET CYPHER,
The amazing thing is that people actually think this is clever. Like what the fuck does this even mean? How does your bleaching help life get fair?
This looks like something I would have written at age ten when my now rested dream of being a rapper was just conceived, definitely not what you want to put on BET cypher where ‘killers’ like Modenine and X.O Senavoe will be on. Yeah, everybody loves Iceprince but it’s not because of his clever lyrics, it’s because he comes out with monster hit songs……… once in three years.
9.“You leave me messed up, now I’m feeling like a fart” – VECTOR, ‘TICKLE ME’ ft Chuddy K
We all love Vector. Nigga has mad tracks under his belt. Raise your hands if you still bump ‘Get Down’. The Bar-Rack mixtape had its highs and lows. It boasts of ‘Stay Scheming’ ‘Intro’ and ‘Tuwo’.
I think he’s trying too hard with the metaphors. I blame the people around him who tell him “men, that shit is dope!”
Like really?! Messed up and feeling like a fart? Apart from the fact that it’s generic, it’s plain stupid. We love you Vector, but not all tracks should be released.
8.“I really wish we last long, Anaconda.” ICEPRINCE, ‘MORE’
Here is our beloved Iceprince again. I find it difficult commenting on this one because the stupidity speaks for itself. Dude, you don’t have to come up with corny ass punchlines like this just because you want to rhyme. Truth is, this whole list could have been made of bad lines from this song alone, but I’ll just use this one as a point of contact. Brother Iceprince should have just written a love letter to the babe jeje instead of infesting our airwaves with this song.
7. “ I’m so fly, my plane never lands. Like Michael Jackson’s park, Neverland” – PHENOM, ‘OMO NAIJA’
I actually love the ‘Omo Naija’ track, mostly because of its infectious hook. Maybe I’m just hating on this line because I expected more from Phenom.
First of all, ‘i’m so fly, my plane never lands’ was wack, then dude had to go on and explain ‘Never land’ to us. Who the fuck did you make the track for, five-year-olds? If this was a freestyle , I wouldn’t mind but I’m sure this was written, and so he must have been pretty impressed with the line for him to release it.
Let me kick a rhyme for Phenom.
Dear Phenom, this is sad,
Like Michael Jackson’s death, sad.
6. “Na jollof music, no be rice and stew” – LYNXXX, ‘EZIOKWU’ Ft Various Artistes.
I shit you not, brethren, Lynxxx actually said that.
I think he should join Nollywood. His nice physique will be a welcome replacement for the pot bellied, mid-fourties lead actors we have. Because, truth is he’s fucking up the music industry and his looks is the only thing giving him any sort of buzz. The nigga has never impressed, either intentionally or otherwise. Some might say he was just having fun but I say this is lazy writing. If you want to get away with lines likes like this, make highlife music.
With lines like this, little wonder there’s nobody looking out for any new Lynxxx music.
5. “IF YOU’RE SLEEPING ON ME, IT MUST BE UNDER-COVER/ GET IT?”- X.O SENAVOE-TAXI MUSIC
The only thing worse than this punchline is the fact that X.O actually had the nerve to repeat the line then asked “get it”?! What in the actual f#$k?
This line is TOO BASIC to even repeat or even ask us if we get it!
Music lovers are not retards, STOP asking us if we get stupid and corny lines!
He just had to mess up an otherwise good track with a line like this…..please,no more punchlines that sound like you’re rapping for an autistic audience.
4. “LIKE A CALENDAR, I’VE GOT DATES”- PHYNO FT OLAMIDE. – GHOST MODE
Wait…wait…wait, can you feel your brain cells dying already?? Fam, this here is just a shame, let’s work with this punchline and provide phyno with more punchlines…
“Like a toolbox, I’ve got tools” (._.)
Oga Sarz,oya gimme one mad beat, I’ve arrived!
Bonus dead punchline by phyno- “my beat is the killer-serial”
WTF????????
3) “I’M MILK IN THE GAME, NO TEA HOMIE”- ICE PRINCE, JUJU
And its a hattrick for the rapper everyone loves! I’m starting to suspect Iceprince is dating a kindergaten chick….nothing else can explain these kind of sappy lines.
Please call the pallbearers…there’s a deadline here waiting to be buried. Iceprince is really great at outdoing himself…
If you still have a brain at this point, I congratulate you,proceed to the last two lines with utmost caution…
2) “THESE NIGGERS SPASTIC RHYME, MIKE TYSON”- REMINISCE, OMO NAIJA REMIX
I’ve played this line like 50million times and it still makes absolutely no sense.
So,I’ve been forced to conclude that in the struggle to rhyme, Reminisce just coined one of the stupidest punchlines ever.
To be fair to be him,he seemed to be totally out of depth throughout the song…still, its unfair to pry our ears with totally senseless shit cos you wanna prove you can spit punchlines in English.
1) “WHEN YOU HEAR TO-TO, TONTO DIKE”- ERIGGA FT OLAMIDE, PAPER BOI
I swear to God I didn’t make this up…a Nigerian rapper actually said this!! Wait let’s play this again….
“When you hear to-to, toto dike”
Fam,are you still waiting for a punchline deader than this?
His name’s Erigga, Mr. “The gbana wey I dey smoke big pass ur fan base” (._.)
Y’all better get out of here while you still have brain cells….

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